Saturday, June 05, 2010

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs
http://www.fakesteve.net/
全くこの忙しい時期にこんなのを読んでいる私です。これがめっぽう面白い。まあ、マックとかコンピューター業界に興味ないとなんのこっちゃ?という感じになるかもしれません。
タイトルは「スティーブ・ジョブスの秘密の日記」ですがもちろん書いているのはアップルのCEOたる本人ではなく(だったらえらいこっちゃ)Daniel Lyonsというエディターの方です。

Daniel Lyons
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Lyons

ちなみに僕のお気に入りのエントリーはこれ。
Do not believe reports about multitasking in iPhone OS 4.0
http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/03/do-not-believe-reports-about-multitasking-in-iphone-os-4-0.html

とくに最後の段落が秀逸
Do you fucking people have nothing better to do with your lives than worry what we may or may not do with some future version of iPhone? Really? This is what you sit around doing? Sneaking around trying to pry out weird bits of information about what might happen in the next version of an operating system for a phone? And then debating them on blogs and comment strings and calling each other names and trying to claim bragging rights for being the best at predicting future Apple features? Listen to me: You need to get a life. Find some woods, and go for a walk. Go to the gym. Read a good book. Go volunteer at a food bank or homeless shelter. Go join a protest about health care. But sweet mother of Jesus stop worrying about your fucking iPhone, okay?Repeat after me: It's just a phone. Regain some perspective, you big weenie losers.

引越しとか、書類とか原稿とか論文とか溜まりまくっているのに、こういうの見てゲラゲラ笑っている僕って・・・心理学的には頭皮、いや、逃避というのでしょうか?